A Long, Long time ago there was a ship called the sigma ship and the pirate that owned it was called sigma male, he had long brown hair, a glazing smile and an amazing cheek bone.
But then there was a sigma war and all of the sigmas came out of there sigma ships and fought until the death and they also got the award of being “The Real Sigma Pirate” so they fought and they fought, ships sunken, pirates shrunken into skeletons, and they also saw a big bowl of gelatins. The Sigma male went over to the bowl of jelly because jelly was his favorite food because he liked how the jelly jiggled in his big fat belly. So he picked the bowl up, scooped it out with his hook and gobbled it all up, but it turned out it was a trap so sigma male’s reflexes kicked in and he body slammed another sigma male from behind. But then every other sigma male was dead so he got the award of “The Real Sigma Pirate” but then one awful day he went to the beach and saw a crab in his mind he thought: Arrr that must be breakfast Arrrr, so he went to go get the crab but then suddenly OH NO the crab pinched his foot and ran away.
The next day it turned out Sigma male was allergic to crabs so he was a goner.
Bye Bye Mister Sigma male. So here is how the story continues.
OH NO IT’S COMING, RUN! WE GOT OUR TREASURE BUT IT HAS AWOKEN!
Let’s just rewind a little bit.
So I woke up at 9:00 which was so nice because I always love little sleep-ins because then you wake up without being rushed somewhere and you also get a nice sleep-in. I went to get some breakfast and I chose weet bix and I added my milk and ate it. I then went to brush my teeth and get dressed.
I went to see my friend, Duke. Then he said that he saw his friend with a girl and they were going to the park, so we did what any good friend would do: spy on them. So we went to the park and spotted them on the swing set and so we jumped into the bush and then we saw them walking away, and we thought that they saw us.
But we still followed them and we kept following them until we ended up at the beach.
They went into the water with a little boat, so me and Duke went home to get our boat that we bought. We then rushed back to the beach and tried to find them and we saw two little dots on a square quite far away so we rushed in and zoomed to them. We then saw this weird darker patch in the ocean and so me and Duke were like “oh yeah we need to see what this is” so we put our oxygen tanks on and our scuba goggles and so we dived in and went down to investigate we also saw this underwater cave and if you go into it there’s an open bit that you can breath through.
So we went down to the dark patch and WOW that’s AMAZING IT’S A SUNKEN SHIP, WHAT IS THAT!? I SEE A CHEST LOOKING THING, hold on Duke be quiet look over there, it looks like there’s a fat octopus like a kraken. So we must be very quiet and quickly grab the chest and bring it up to the surface.
We slowly swim down and then start bringing it up OH NO IT’S COMING WE GOT OUR TREASURE BUT IT HAS AWOKEN! WE NEED TO HURRY UP AND GET THIS CHEST BACK TO SHORE.
We got up to our boat and then we zoomed to the shore but we could see it following us.
So we kept going and we just made it to shore so we gassed it back home and hid it under Duke’s bed and so we waited until Duke’s mum went out and she FINALLY left the house.
We opened it up and WOW SO SHINY no I’m just kidding all we found was a box full of $50 notes, there was nothing shiny how sad.
BUT WE’RE GONNA BE RICH LIKE Elon Musk. WE’RE GONNA MAKE A NEW TESLA AND WE WILL CALL IT DEZLA.
